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	A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
	A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has.
	A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
	A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
	A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
	A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
	A closed mind is a good thing to lose.
	A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
	A closed mouth gathers no foot.
	A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
	A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
	A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
	A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.
	A comparison of human population growth rates and mime population growth rates indicates that within twenty years the world will be overun by mimes and humans will be their slaves, toiling twenty five hours a day making stripy shirts and berets.
	A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
	A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
	A computer program will always do what you tell it to, and seldom what you want it to.
	A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
	A conference is a gathering of important people who individually can't do anything but together can decide that nothing can be done.
	A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

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