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Attitude might not catch fish, but it helps when you don't.
 
Attitude must be an art because it draws, and not a science because it can't be measured.
 
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
 
Autopsy is a dying practice.
 
Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
 
Avoid alliterations always.
 
Aww, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
 
Ax me about Ebonics
 
Ax Me About Ebonics.