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	A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
	A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
	A disagreeable task is its own reward.
	A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
	A doctor is only as famous as his last screw up.
	A dog inside a kennel barks at his fleas. A dog hunting does not notice them.
	A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show.
	A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
	A drunk is a sick human being trying to get well, not a bad one trying to be good.
	A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
	A dyslexic agnostic doesn't believe in Dog.
	A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
	A face without freckles is like a sky without stars.
	A fail-safe circuit will destroy all other circuits.
	A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
	A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
	A flashlight is basically a tin can for transporting dead batteries.
	A flying particle will always seek the nearest eye.
	A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
	A fool and his honey are soon parted.

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