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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
 
By doing just a little each day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.
 
By learning to obey, you will know how to command.
 
By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
 
By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.
 
By the time they had diminished from 50 to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry".
 
By the time you can make ends meet, they shorten the rope.
 
By the time you find greener pastures, you're too old to climb the fence.
 
By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
 
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
 
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
 
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.