Alphabet - Browse funny one-liners - c

	C code. C code run. Run, code, run! PLEASE!
	C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
	Calcium Anthropology: the study of milkmen.
	Camels do not store water in their humps. Instead, they use their needle-sharp tendrils to siphon water out of their unsuspecting riders.
	Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes
	Can a blind person feel blue?
	Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
	Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
	Can an orphan eat at a family restaurant ?
	Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
	Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?
	Can someone tell me where on my marriage license I can find the expiration date ?
	Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
	Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
	Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
	Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
	Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly.
	Cancel my subscription caused I'm over your issues!
	Cancer research is a growth industry.
	Cannibals won't eat divorced women...they're very bitter.

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