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Cuisine: something like food, but the portions are smaller and the prices are higher. If you happen to have a french cuisine, the waiter will insult you as you are served.
 
Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority.
 
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
 
Cute and interesting are two different things.
 
Cynics are people who know the price of everything, but the value of nothing.