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	Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.
	Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
	Don't worry that there won't be a tomorrow, it's already tomorrow in Australia.
	Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
	Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
	Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
	Don't you just love nature, despite what it did to you?
	Don't you think 'All-Dressed' potato chips should come with little bowties?
	Donkey: a horse designed by a study team.
	Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
	Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
	Dream but always with your eyes wide open.
	Drilling for oil is boring.
	Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!
	Drink wet cement - get stoned.
	Drink your coffee, there are people in India sleeping.
	Drinking and driving is the biggest cause of vehicle damage in the world. Special effects are a close second.
	Drinking makes me see double and feel single.
	Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.
	Drive carefully; it's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

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