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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? |
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Despite the proportional number of eyes and ears to mouths, people will talk twice as much as they pay attention. |
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Despite the saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives! |
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Despite their other contributions to our society, lawyers can still be a great source of protein. |
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Despite what mathematicians tell us, there are no numbers larger than 1239823649283629392873928462398. After that, you get a few stray 2's, a 3, a 5, and then nothing. |
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Despite what you may think, nobody wins in a butter eating contest. |
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Detroit: where the weak are killed and eaten. |
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Diarrhea is hereditary... it runs in your jeans
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Did any of you married people out there ever wonder whether it's better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won? |
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Did anyone see my lost carrier? |
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Did Joseph get upset when the Boy Jesus gave away his coin collection? |
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Did ya hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video? She noticed that the people on the video weren't losing weight either. |
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Did you ask me to "hold on"? Ok, but my Mom says it's a dirty habit! |
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Did you ever notice that there are more horses' asses in the world than there are horses. |
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Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty are "XL". |
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. |
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Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion? |
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Did you have an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
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Did You hear about Micheal Jackson's new TV show ? It's called "Touched By An Uncle" |
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Did you hear about the blonde that thought an "innuendo" is an Italian suppository ? |
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