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Did you hear about the blonde that tried to steal a police car? She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. |
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong". |
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Did you hear about the device that makes cars run 95% quieter? .... it fits right over her mouth. |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." |
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. |
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Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra? He's a little stiff now. |
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Did you hear about the new 'morning after' pill for men ? It changes their blood type. |
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Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal for impotent husbands? It's called Nut'n Raisin Honey ! |
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Did you hear about the self help group for compulsive talkers? It's called On & On Anon. |
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Did you hear about the shopkeeper who was making a fortune selling thong bikinis? They were going for fifty dollars a crack! |
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Did you hear about the two blond thieves that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months. |
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Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with a bow and arrow because she didn't want to wake the children.
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Did you hear Al Gore is running for president? His slogan? "Only Tipper gets in MY zipper" |
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Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks? He just bends over the pages! |
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Did you hear that A & P and Stop-N-Shop have merged? The new store's called "Stop 'n Pee". |
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Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary! |
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Did you know that all great lovers have bad memories ? ...Or did I tell you that already ? |
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Did you know that Bill Gates bought the rights to Viagra? He renamed it MICROHARD. |
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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? |
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Did you sleep well? "No, I made a couple of mistakes." |
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