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Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
Early to bed, early to rise, and your girlfriend goes out with other guys.
Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail your friends.
Earth first! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later).
Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun.
Earth is full. Go home.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers.
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye.
You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.
Eat, drink & re-marry.
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.