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Factorials were someone's attempt to make math *look* exciting.
Failure is no more fatal than success is permanent.
Failure is not an option - it's a lifestyle.
Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.
Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.
Failure is the only opportunity to begin more intelligently.
Failure takes the path of least persistence.
Failure teaches success.
Fairy Tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
Faith chases away fear.
Faith is not faith until it's all you're holding on to.
Faith may move mountains but it was the whip that built the pyramids.
Faith without works is dead.
Fake it 'til you make it.
False hope is better than no hope at all.
Familiarity breeds children.
Fanatics are the first to betray their beliefs in order to defend them.
Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet.