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Giving away baby clothes and furniture is a major cause of pregnancy.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
Go now, or forever hold your pee.
Go on. Add some variety to your sex life... Use the other hand!
Go sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.
Goals are deceptive. The unaimed arrow never misses.
God answers knee-mail.
God Bless America, but God help Canada to put up with them!
God could create the universe in six days because he didn't have to make it upward compatible.
God created man before woman... but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
God created man in his image. Being a gentleman, man did the same to God.
God creates dinosaurs. God kills dinosaurs. God creates man. Man kills God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man... Woman inherits the earth. (Jurassic Park)
God gave men muscles because he gave women strength.
God has given us two ears, but one tongue, to show that we should be swift to hear, but slow to speak.
God has set a double fence before the tongue, the teeth and the lips, to teach us to be wary that we offend not with our tongue.
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fee.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.