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God is God, and I'm not.
 
God is love, Love is blind, Ray Charles is blind, therefore Ray Charles is God.
 
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
 
God is real, unless declared as an integer.
 
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
 
God made hundreds of millions of planets and wonderful species. But, by the time he got to us, he was scraping the bottom of the barrel.
 
God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
 
God made pot. Man made beer...Who do you trust ?
 
God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends!
 
God made us brothers, but prozac made us friends.
 
God must especially love Fundamentalist preachers, Paleoconservative Republicans and the mentally ill, since He is all they ever talk about.
 
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
 
God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
 
God sends no one away empty, except those who are full of themselves.
 
God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
 
God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
 
God will forgive me. That's his job, after all.
 
God's noblest work? Man. Who found it out? Man.
 
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
 
God: An invisible friend for adults