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Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
 
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
 
Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordion.
 
Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh? Wouldn't Jesus have preferred Gold, Platinum and Silver?
 
Golden Rule: Those who have the gold rule.
 
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
 
Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken.
 
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.
 
Golf is a lot like sex. You don't have to be good at it to enjoy it.
 
Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players !
 
Gonna buy 400 sheets of A4 and unleash my ORIGARMY! FLY YOU CRAZY SWANS FLY!
 
Good evening everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theatre and picking up after yourselves.
 
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
 
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
 
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
 
Good morning is an oxymoron.
 
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
 
Good sex can correct poor posture...or at least make it stand up straight.
 
Good taste is boundless, while bad taste knows no bounds.