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	Gun Control: Use both hands.
	Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal!
	Guns don't kill people ... Driving 40 in the fast lane kills people.
	Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.
	Guns don't kill people... Husbands who come home early kill people.
	Guns don't kill people; death kills people. It's a proven medical fact.
	Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
	Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares?
	Guys, you know what the most expensive thing in the world is? A girl that is free for the evening.
	Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]

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