Alphabet - Browse funny one-liners - h

	How's your noodle?
	Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water.
	Humans were invented by water, for transporting it uphill.
	Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less.
	Humor is to life what shock absorbers are to an automobile.
	Humor to a man is like a feather pillow. It is filled with what is easy to get but gives great comfort.
	Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
	Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
	Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.

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