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	It's so cold here, the lawyers have there hands in their own pockets!
	It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
	It's strange, isn't it? Stand in the middle of a library and go "Aaaaaaagghhhh" and everyone just stares at you. But do the same thing on an airplane, everyone joins in.
	It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
	It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.
	It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease.
	It's time we stopped blaming our problems on people in the past, and started blaming them on people in the future. After all, people in the future have time travel. Why aren't they coming back to help us?
	It's too early in the morning for suicide.
	It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips..yet she won't drink from my glass!
	It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!
	It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

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