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	Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
	Just because I don't care doesn't mean I do...
	Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
	Just because it doesn't exist doesn't mean I can't fall in it!
	Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
	Just because you're smart doesn't mean that the other guy is stupid.
	Just because you're so cocky, I'm going to blow you ... <painfully long pause> ... away.
	Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
	Just because your head is pointed, that doesn't mean you're sharp.
	Just give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
	Just plead the Fifth ... or drink it ... either way.
	Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
	Just remember...You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the neighbor's car!
	Just say NO to negativity
	Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
	Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today.
	Just when you get really good at something, you won't need to do it anymore.
	Just when you think you've finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.

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