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Knock hard. Life is deaf.
 
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
 
Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
 
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
 
Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow.
 
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
 
Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens.