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Love: the only game that two can play and both can win.
 
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
 
Luck always seems to be against the person who depends on it.
 
Luck is a lazy person's estimate of a worker's success.
 
Luck is a loser's excuse for a winner's position!
 
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
 
Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.
 
Lunix... Because i'm better than you.