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	Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
	Madness has no purpose or reason; but it may have a goal.
	Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change ready.
	Magic lightning can strike the same place twice.
	Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
	Maintain thy airspeed, lest the ground rise up and smite thee.
	Make a firm decision now... you can always change it later.
	Make a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
	Make crime pay, become a lawyer.
	Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
	Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
	Make the most of yourself, because that's all the self you are going to get, mister.
	Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.
	Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
	Making an easy fifty ain't too easy when the kid tells the teacher you stole his wallet.
	Making coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. It has to be hot, it has to be strong, you've got to grind your beans slowly... and at the last moment, add the milk.
	Making love is great, but sometimes don't you just wanna get laid?
	Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one.
	Man cannot live by bread alone. He also needs a roll of duct tape and a can of WD-40.
	Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.

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