Alphabet - Browse funny one-liners - m

	Man has will, woman has way.
	Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
	Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof andair-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.
	Man is born with two ends: one to sit on, and one to think with. Since the beginning of time, man's success or failure has been determined by the end he uses most.
	Man is the king of his castle . A king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches. Still think you're a man?
	Man who run behind car get exhausted.
	Man who run in front of car get tired.
	Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
	Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and carry on as if nothing happened.
	Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
	Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.
	Many folks know how to say nothing. Few know when.
	Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
	Many great discoveries are made by not following instructions.
	Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
	Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
	Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole.
	Many women who think they have purchased a dress for a ridiculous price, have actually bought it for an absurd figure.
	Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
	Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

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