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	My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
	My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
	My wife's version of money laundering is cleaning out my pockets every night while I am asleep.
	My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat!
	My worst day of vacation has always been better than my best day at work.
	My worst day sober is better than my best day drunk.

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