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	Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with something bigger and heavier.
	Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist.
	Never insult a police officer while they're doing a body cavity search.
	Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
	Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
	Never laugh at live dragons.
	Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
	Never let the bastards put you down!
	Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
	Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
	Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
	Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.
	Never mistake motion for action.
	Never moon a werewolf.
	Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
	Never pick a quarrel, even when it's ripe.
	Never pick up a hitchhiking spleen, you don't know where it's been. Of course, if you're driving a pickup truck it can always ride in the back.
	Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
	Never put off the work until tomorrow what you can put off today!
	Never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about entirely.

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