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	Never quit until you have another job.
	Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
	Never say never... unless you're using this cliche.
	Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
	Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
	Never take a pill that has more side effects than you have symptoms.
	Never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway.
	Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
	Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
	Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it.
	Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
	Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
	Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.
	Never trust a dog to watch your food.
	Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probaly lies about other things too.
	Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on!
	Never trust a man with short legs... His brain is too near his ass.
	Never try to drown your troubles... especially if she can swim.
	Never try to lick a glacier.
	Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

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