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	Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.
	Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
	Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
	Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
	Never, ever make absolute, unconditional statements.
	Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
	New and Improved TIDE now has LSD. In each box, you get a trip to the laundromat.
	New Mexico: Cleaner than regular Mexico.
	New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.
	Newbie: gathers honey 80% faster.
	Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
	Next time you get the urge to think...don't.
	Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
	Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
	Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
	No brain is stronger than its weakest think.
	No comment is a comment.
	No doubt exists that all women are crazy. It's just a question of degree.
	No good deed goes unpunished.
	No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

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