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	OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans ?
	Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
	Old age comes at a bad time.
	Old age is nothing to worry about, except if you're a cheese.
	Old fishermen never die... they just smell that way.
	Old is when the porn movie you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis."
	Old Macdonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
	Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory!
	Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
	Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
	On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy.. but we'll work on it.
	On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
	On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes.
	On my walls I have pictures of the rooms on the second floor, so I never have to go upstairs.
	On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a beer ... in a tree.
	On the internet nothing is illegal, its all e-legal...
	On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.
	On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
	On the other hand... You have different fingers.
	On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

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