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	Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
	Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
	Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear, but forgetting where you heard it.
	Other people's tools work only in other people's gardens.
	Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
	Our #1 problem is that nobody wants to take responsibility for anything...but don't quote me!
	Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.
	Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust"
	Our nation was founded by slaveowners who wanted to be free.
	Our school is very low-budgeted; our physics book is so out of date the last chapter deals with combustion.
	Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
	Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
	Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
	Over half the world's population die.... At no specific time.
	Oxymoron: Microsoft Works.

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