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	(Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, the bitch fell off!
	(Winnie the Pooh) More hay, Tigger? No thanks, Ijor, I'm stuffed!
	--- If you cut here, you'll probably destroy your monitor ---
	/earth: file system full.
	1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
	1 kilogram of falling figs == 1 Fig Newton
	1 million bicycles == 2 megacycles
	1 million-million microphones == 1 megaphone
	1 millionth of a fish == 1 microfiche
	1 millionth of a mouthwash == 1 microscope
	1 trillion pins == 1 terrapin
	10 cards == 1 decacards
	10 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be schitzo.
	10 rations == 1 decoration
	100 rations == 1 C-ration
	100 Senators == Not 1 decision
	100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
	1000 aches == 1 megahurtz
	1000 grams of wet socks == 1 literhosen
	16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone == 1 Rod Serling

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