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2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
 
2 monograms == 1 diagram
 
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital == 1 I.V. League
 
2000 mockingbirds == two kilomockingbirds (work on it....)
 
2000 pounds of Chinese soup == Won ton
 
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
 
3 best things about heaven. Location. Location. Location.
 
365.25 days == 1 unicycle
 
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling == 1 lite year
 
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 
43% of all statistics are worthless.
 
453.6 graham crackers == 1 pound cake
 
5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
 
5 out of every 4 Americans has trouble with fractions.
 
666A, 666B - Tenants of the beast.
 
668 - The neighbour of the beast.
 
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
 
766: Upstairs neighbour of the Beast.
 
8 nickels == 2 paradigms
 
82.6% of statistics are wrong...