2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. |
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2 monograms == 1 diagram |
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2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital == 1 I.V. League |
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2000 mockingbirds == two kilomockingbirds (work on it....) |
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2000 pounds of Chinese soup == Won ton |
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24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? |
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3 best things about heaven. Location. Location. Location. |
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365.25 days == 1 unicycle |
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365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling == 1 lite year |
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42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. |
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43% of all statistics are worthless. |
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453.6 graham crackers == 1 pound cake |
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5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. |
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5 out of every 4 Americans has trouble with fractions. |
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666A, 666B - Tenants of the beast.
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668 - The neighbour of the beast. |
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7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. |
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766: Upstairs neighbour of the Beast.
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8 nickels == 2 paradigms |
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82.6% of statistics are wrong...
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