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	9 out of 10 doctors say the 10th doctor should mellow out.
	9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
	9 out of 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.
	9 out of ten men said they preferred women with large breasts. The remaining man said he preferred any one of the other 9.......
	90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
	98% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3%.
	99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
	[on a t-shirt] RUSSIAN SPY. Please ignore.
	[Referring to a glass of water]: I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!
	[seen above a urinal] Your child's future is in your hands.

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