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Quality assurance doesn't.
 
Quando omni flunkus moritati - when all else fails, play dead.
 
Quantum Mechanics: The stuff dreams are made of.
 
Quickly, I must hurry, for there go my people and I am their leader.
 
Quit while your still behind.
 
Quitters never win, winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.