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	Radar spelled backwards is radar. They get you coming and going.
	Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
	Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
	Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter == Eskimo Pi
	Ready - Fire - Aim.
	Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't think you've done a permanent job.
	Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's own ignorance.
	Real men know the value of duct tape.
	Real men wear pink. Why? Because their wives make them.
	Real programmers argue with the systems analyst as a matter of principle.
	Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
	Real women don't have hot flashes... they have power surges.
	Reality is a little green thing in a box. When you open the box, it squawks at you until you close it again.
	Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
	Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.
	Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
	Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
	Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
	Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
	Reality shows tell me what my life would be like if it were run by writers not smart enough to make movies.

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