Radar spelled backwards is radar. They get you coming and going. |
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Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand. |
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Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art. |
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Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter == Eskimo Pi |
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Ready - Fire - Aim. |
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Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't think you've done a permanent job.
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Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's own ignorance. |
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Real men know the value of duct tape. |
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Real men wear pink. Why? Because their wives make them. |
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Real programmers argue with the systems analyst as a matter of principle. |
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Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. |
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Real women don't have hot flashes... they have power surges. |
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Reality is a little green thing in a box. When you open the box, it squawks at you until you close it again. |
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Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there. |
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Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency. |
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. |
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Reality is for people who can't handle drugs. |
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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Reality is the only obstacle to happiness. |
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Reality shows tell me what my life would be like if it were run by writers not smart enough to make movies. |