Alphabet - Browse funny one-liners - r

	Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you.
	Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
	Roses are red, bullets are lead, you better love me, or I'll shoot you in the head.
	Roses are red, violets are blue, and puke is yellowish-green.
	Rugby is a game played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls.
	Rule of defactualization: information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
	Rulers are 30 centimeters long. Men are rulers. Are you 30 centimeters long?
	Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

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