Alphabet - Browse funny one-liners - s

	Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
	Sadly, all men are created equal.
	Said 1 snowman to the other: Do you smell carrots?
	Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on.
	Sanity and insanity overlap a fine gray line.
	Sanity is a state of mind... but the taxes were so high I had to move away.
	Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.
	Sanity is the Playground for the Unimaginative
	Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
	Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
	Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
	SARS: the "Mambo Number Five" of global epidemics.
	Save a mouse, eat a pussy!
	Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
	Save sinners! You can redeem them for prizes at the front desk.
	Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
	Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
	Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
	Save water - take a bath with your neighbor's daughter.
	Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!

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