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	Summer must be over. My neighbour just returned my lawn furniture.
	Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.
	SuPeR-cAlA-fRaGiLiStIc-ExPiAlIdOtIoUs...blah, blah, blah...I feel all "entellijant" now...
	Supernatural: how you have to act to get onto an aeroplane unmolested these days.
	Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
	Support the 28th Amendment: Convicted felons shall not have the right to demand or expect better treatment or conditions than the members of the public at large.
	Support your local Search and Rescue unit. Get lost.
	Support your local undertaker. Drop dead.
	Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
	Sure I had a drinking problem, but I looked at it more as a drinking opportunity.
	Sure you can trust the government! Just ask a native American!
	Sure, go ahead, try to hit me. But I must warn you, I am a master of the martial ar...OUCH! Dude, that hurt!
	Sure, I like to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
	Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
	Sure, when... - OINK FLAP OINK FLAP - Well I'll be darned!
	Sure, when... - oink flap oink flap - well I'll be darned!
	System analysis is the process of finding exactly the right wrench to pound in the required screw.
	System of a Down: A system that loses power excessively.

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