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Tact is the ability to close your mouth before somebody else wants to.
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Tact is the ability to tell your boss that he is open-minded when you know he has a hole in his head.
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Take it easy, and if you get it easy take it twice.
Take my advice: I don't use it anyway.
Take the mystery out of driving. Use your turn signal.
Talk about power vomitting! I was bringing up gum they don't even make anymore!
Talk is Cheap - until you hire a lawyer.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Talk is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Tardis Express: When it absolutely, positively, has to be there before you mailed it!
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.
Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Tech Support: your ISPs way of expressing their hatred towards you.
Teenagers are two-year-olds with hormones and wheels.