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	Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
	Two things are sure in life: There is a God, and you are not him.
	Two things you have to do to become an old-timer: don't use and don't die.
	Two words: Catapulting Teacups.
	Two wrongs are only the beginning.
	Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
	Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
	Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her.

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