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Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.
Urologists never have to advertise: They just open up an office and the patients come trickling in.
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.
Use the best: Linux for servers, Mac for graphics, Windows for Solitaire.
Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
Usenet is cheaper than drugs, just as addictive, but you have to know how to read!
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea: massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.