Vacation begins when dad says, "I know a short cut." |
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Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer. |
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Vanna White has been very sick. She hasn't had a vowel movement since Thursday. |
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Vegetarian: Native American definition for "lousy hunter". |
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Veni, Vidi, VD. I came, I saw, I cankered.
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Veni, Vidi, Velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around. |
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Veni, vidi, visa. I came. I saw. I did a little shopping. |
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Very few things upset my wife. It makes me feel rather special to be one of them. |
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Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes. |
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Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. |
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Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected. |
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Views expressed by husbands are not necessarily those of the management. |
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Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone. |
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Visa is everywhere you want to be...except out of debt. |
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VISA is the mark of the beast. VI = 6 in Roman numberals. S = 6 in Greek, and supposedly A = 6 in Babylonian. So VISA = 666. Cute. |
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Visualize Whirled Peas |
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Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. |
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Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you. |
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Vote Democrat - it's easier than working! |
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Vote Republican - it's easier than thinking! |