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	Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
	Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.
	WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
	War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
	Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
	Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it.
	Warning: Survivors will be shot again
	WARNING: the conssumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real gode.
	WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
	WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
	WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
	WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
	WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
	WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
	WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
	WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
	WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
	WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
	WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
	Warning: Trespassers will be shot

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