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We confess to little faults only to persuade ourselves that we have no great ones. |
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We could accomplish a lot more if we'd get rid of our if's and and's; and get off our butts. |
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We crucify ourselves between two thieves- regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow. |
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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe. |
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We don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
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We don't want a thing because we have found a reason for it, we find a reason for it because we want it. |
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We had a great neighborhood watch going when I was a kid... until she closed her curtains. |
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We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.
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We have a strange and wonderful relationship: He's strange and I'm wonderful. |
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We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. |
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We have all heard that there are two sides to every story, but after listening to many husband and wife arguments I have come to realize there are three sides to every story, her side, his side, and the truth. |
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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control. |
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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? |
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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. |
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We judge others by their actions; we judge ourselves by our intentions. |
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. |
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We live in an imperfect world, and we will act imperfectly in that world. |
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We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members! |
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We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour. |
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We may not be what we want to be, but thank God we are not what we used to be. |
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