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Worry pulls tomorrow's cloud over today's sunshine.
 
Worry. God knows all about you.
 
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
 
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
 
Would you kindly shut your noise hole.
 
Wouldn't it be nice if there was an Escape key for all of our problems?
 
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
 
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up!
 
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
 
Write injuries in the sand, kindnesses in marble.
 
Write your questions down on the back of a $20 dollar bill and send them to me.
 
Writing a book is an adventure: to begin with it is a toy and amusement; then it becomes a master, and then it becomes a tyrant; and the last phase is just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude: you kill the monster and fling him to the public.
 
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
 
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.