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We spent our whole youth to obtain wealth and our whole wealth to obtain youth. |
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We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. |
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We treat this world of ours as though we had a spare in the trunk. |
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We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
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We want to have a testimony, but we don't want the test. |
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We wanted a house that looked "lived in", so we bought all our furniture from the YMCA. |
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We were born naked, wet and hungry. Then things got worse. |
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We will continue having meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done.
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We will never have great leaders as long as we mistake education for intelligence, ambition for ability, and lack of transgression for integrity! |
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We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. |
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We'll get along just fine as soon as you realize I'm God. |
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We'll love you until you learn to love yourself. |
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We're all in this alone. |
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We're all our fathers' fastest swimmers.
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We're only as sick as our secrets. |
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We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, have been asked to do so much with so little for so long that we are now capable of doing anything with nothing. |
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Wealth buys leisure, but not wisdom. |
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Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills...making the last car payment. |
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Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure. |
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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! |
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