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Ya know honey, bigger is not necessarily better; and I can prove it.
Ya see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. Land mine, '69. Ya see a guy with one arm, he's got a story too. Snowblower, bottle of whiskey. Ya see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy.
Yawning is an orgasm for your face.
Yeah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving and I call those people 'the cops,' But you know, sometimes you've just got no choice, those kids gotta get to school.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too too late.
Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts. They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough.
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing.
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"
Yesterday I went to the furniture store and bought myself a "decaffinated" coffee table
Yesterday today was tomorrow yet tomorrow today will be yesterday.
Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.
You - Off my planet.
You always find something in the last place you look.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.