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	Ya know honey, bigger is not necessarily better; and I can prove it.
	Ya see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. Land mine, '69. Ya see a guy with one arm, he's got a story too. Snowblower, bottle of whiskey. Ya see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy.
	Yawning is an orgasm for your face.
	Yeah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
	Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving and I call those people 'the cops,' But you know, sometimes you've just got no choice, those kids gotta get to school.
	Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
	Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
	Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts. They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough.
	Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing.
	Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
	Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"
	Yesterday I went to the furniture store and bought myself a "decaffinated" coffee table
	Yesterday today was tomorrow yet tomorrow today will be yesterday.
	Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
	Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.
	You - Off my planet.
	You always find something in the last place you look.
	You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
	You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.
	You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

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