Alphabet - Browse funny one-liners - y

	Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
	Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
	Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"
	Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
	Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
	Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!.
	Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
	Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn't come back to you!
	Your stupid! (wait for it...)
	Your temper is the only thing you can lose and still have.
	Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
	Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment.
	Youth is when we are always hunting greener pastures, and middle age is when we can barely mow the one we've got.
	Youth looks ahead, old age looks back, and middle age looks tired.
	Youth wastes away, but immaturity can last a lifetime.

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