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You are right where you are supposed to be.
You are SO going to be in porn.
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
You better think about the future, for it's where you will spend the rest of your life.
You can always get a job in international affairs because 90% of everything happens in a foreign country.
You can always tell an alcoholic, but you can't tell him much.
You can always tell an intelligent person...Their opinion is the same as yours.
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.
You can fit a jar of bees into really big floppy shoes.
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.
You can get -anywhere- in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
You can have a great time with a bushel of apples and the doctor's wife.
You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think.
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.