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You can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him wear swimtrunks.
You can lead a horse to water, but, a pencil must be lead.
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
You can marry more money in ten minutes than you can earn in a lifetime.
You can never understand the true value of something until you don't have it anymore.
You can no more win a war that you can win an earthquake.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't flick your friends out the window.
You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty.
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
You can send a message around the world in 1/7 of a second; yet it may take several years to move a simple idea through a 1/4 inch of human skull.
You can survive on charm for about 5 minutes...after that, you'd better know something!
You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
You can turn dollars into cents, and sense into dollars, though not dollars into sense.