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You can't be late until you show up.
 
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
 
You can't change a man . . . unless he's in diapers!
 
You can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future.
 
You can't expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them.
 
You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
 
You can't go wrong with me... but you're welcome to try.
 
You can't have 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'.
 
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
 
You can't help the poor man by destroying the rich.
 
You can't make an omlette without breaking eggs.
 
You can't plow a field by turning it over in your mind.
 
You can't prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but can prevent them from building their nest on it.
 
You can't scare me, I have children.
 
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
 
You can't take it with you, but if you are clever, you can stash it where no one else can find it.
 
You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Especially sky diving. I've tried.
 
You can't test courage cautiously.
 
You can't think your way into a new way of living... You have to live your way into a new way of thinking.
 
You can't train a horse with shouts, and expect it to obey a whisper.