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You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game. |
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You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd. |
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You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
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You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back. |
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You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track |
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You chatter more than a dolphin by a fish bucket. |
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You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I could find my way out of there [snaps fingers] like that! |
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. |
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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life. |
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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older... Little things like, being spanked every day by a middle aged woman. |
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You don't get old, you just become a classic. |
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You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.
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You don't have to explain something you never said. |
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. |
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You don't win silver. You lose gold. |
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You either have to be first, best, or different. |
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You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had? |
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You ever notice that the word 'engaged' has the word 'gag' in the middle of it? |
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You ever wake up with an erection, roll over, and think you broke your dick? |
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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. |
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